Me?

I think I need some clarity,

 On this thing called self aware-ity

It seems there is oblivity,

 To the real me.

My self mirrored perception,

 Is really just deception.

And it's all relative,

  Unless you're talkative.

Then your just a cartoon,

 A living caricature buffoon.

Oh.... I'm entertaining,

 Until I am annoying.

Then secret clock-glances,

 And impatient stances...

... I guess I'll shut up now.